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I Hereby Declare Myself A Leader

This is the era of the selfie, self-promotion and social media’s power to create heroes and experts.  Therefore, I have decided to declare myself a People Oriented Research Leader.

I am certain that I have the recognized qualifications for being an issue leader.  I am passionate about the subject.  I make talks about it.  I write articles about it.  I find ways to relate it to almost any conversation topic.  I pontificate on the importance of People Oriented Research to organizations, agencies and businesses.  I believe with all my heart and soul that if we do more People Oriented Research we will know more about what people think, want, feel and comprehend.  I make profound statements about this topic.  I search out and consume information the subject.   I even conduct People Oriented Research.

Further testaments to my right to call myself a People Oriented Research Leader are the things occurring in my professional and personal life.  I am actually paid to conduct People Oriented Research.  I am asked to speak on the subject.  I am asked how to conduct People Oriented Research.  Organizations, agencies and businesses who have never heard of People Oriented Research, but know they need to get information from their members, participants, clients, etc., ask me how to get that vital information.  Groups that do not know that People Oriented Research is an important issue express to me their frustration of not knowing how to make things happen.

Additionally my understanding of the world proves to me that People Oriented Research, of which I am a Leader, is the key to solving many problems and improving many situations.   Such phrases as “a penny for your thoughts” , “let the cat out of the bag” and “straight from the horse’s mouth” illustrate that society values the information and input derived from People Oriented Research.  Other common phrases such as “your guess is as good as mine”, “pull wool over their eyes” and “heard it through the grapevine” demonstrate the repercussions of not doing People Oriented Research.  Because ignorance is not an excuse, it is critical that we conduct People Oriented Research and that we have established Leaders in this field.  I am honored to fulfill that role as a People Oriented Research Leader, even for those that are unaware that it is a major issue.

Yes this is a little tongue in cheek humor on how people become “experts” and on the fact that we often forget to get input from those who are or will be affected.

When A Fulfilled Wish Becomes A Nightmare

Did you hear the story about the family who won a luxury RV?  Well, it is not exactly a happily ever after tale, but it certainly has some teachable moments.

The family of four liked to take trips together and had a long list of places they wanted to see.  However, their budget just did not include very much funds for travel.  So, when the mom saw a contest to win a luxury RV she thought, “That would be perfect for us!  If we didn’t have to pay for a hotel we would have more money for the other parts of traveling.”  So, she entered the contest.  Six weeks later, she received notice that she had won the luxury RV.  When she shared the news with the rest of the family they were ecstatic.  And then reality reared its ugly head.

When she contacted the contest company they told her someone would have to pick up the RV in a city about 500 miles away within 5 days.  Also, because the luxury RV was so large, it could only be driven by a person with the proper license.   Neither mom nor dad had the proper license so they mounted a frantic search for someone to go with them and drive the RV to their home, because 5 days was not enough time for one of them to get the proper license.  Finally they found someone.  But one of them would have to take off work to take the driver to the pickup site and they would have to pay the driver.  And one or both of them would still need to get the proper driving license, since they could not take someone with them on every trip just to drive the RV.  When mom talked to the contest company again to let them know what day they would pick up the RV, she was informed that the family would also have to purchase insurance for the vehicle before it could be driven.  Another frantic effort ensued while they added a luxury RV to their auto insurance policy.  Dad almost choked on his dinner when mom told him the cost.

Finally they got the RV home and parked it in their driveway.  The next day they received a call from their home owners association that a vehicle of that size could not be parked in their driveway or yard.  They were told they had 2 days to move it or be fined.  One more frantic search produced a place where the RV could be housed, but the cost was not cheap because the RV was bigger than the vehicle storage slots at the lot so they had to rent two slots.  Three weeks later after much studying and multiple tries on the test, both mom and dad received the proper license to drive the RV.

As the family began planning the first trip in their new luxury RV they ran into a few other unexpected hurdles.  First, not all campgrounds had sites big enough to accommodate their RV, so they were limited in where they could go. This condition ruled out the three most desired places on their list of places to visit.  Second, they realized that once they parked their giant portable hotel room, they were going to need another vehicle to facilitate sightseeing.  There was more research and debating about whether to rent a small car that they could tow behind the RV or drive both the RV and one of their own cars to the campground.  First option would result in the cost of the rental vehicle, purchase or rental of a towing trailer, installation of a hitch on their RV and the stress of towing a trailer behind a vehicle that was just under the need for a “wide load” sign.  Sub option 1 was to travel to the campground, get a taxi ride to a car rental place and rent a small vehicle for sightseeing in the area.  The second option of driving the RV and one of their cars to the campground would mean twice the amount of gas and traveling separately.  Either option would result in a lot of money spent on gas because the RV used about twice as much gas per mile as their cars.

When they finally had all the details worked out for their first trip (to a place that was about 10th on their desired trip list), the family looked at the money left in their vacation fund and had a huge shock.  Because of all the additional costs associated with using the new luxury RV they had enough money to either eat or pay the cost of visiting sites.  Mom said they could just eat all their meals in the RV.  After some thought they realized that was not realistic because most days they would be too far from the campground to go back for lunch.  So, they compromised some more.  They reduced the number of sites they would see and they decided to pack all their meals instead of eating at the restaurants they had chosen.

So, two months later the family went on the first trip in the luxury RV.  When they returned home, they posted a “for sale” ad on Craig’s List and several other websites.  They decided that the amount of money, compromise, disappointment and stress was just not worth owning a luxury vacation vehicle.  They decided they would rather wait and save so they could maximize their vacation dollars and experiences.

This story is a strong parallel to the situation I have seen many people put their organizations in when they seek funding that is not a good fit for their missions and programs.  It is very sad to see an organization compromise their mission, adversely modify their programs and increase costs that cause them to abandon efforts.  A little wisdom and a lot of reality before seeking or accepting funding could have kept the mission and programs intact.  Makes you start to believe that “if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is”.

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